i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

Hey guess what Im confused again!

Im so bad at drinking. Im so fucking bad at drinking. 

meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(Source: meladoodle)

Isnt it weird how fine means just ok in normal language but in slang it means fiiinnneee

Life hasnt been so great recently, and for once its completely my own fault